Monday, October 19, 2009

Quote of the Day

Today's quote of the day comes to you from our favorite Angel's center fielder, Torii Hunter (by way of When asked how playing at home in the warm weather will affect his play, Hunter admitted that it might help a suddenly shaky Halos' defense, but qualified that it would also be a boon to New York. The biggest difference, according to Hunter, is today's quote of the day:
"Now I can work on my tan again."

Torii, your current look is delicious: don't change a thing (unless you want to spell your name correctly). For clarification, here's a list of people who do need to tan, and drastically.

JD Drew

Manny Ramirez (and his grill)

Ian Kinsler

Jason (The Canadian) Bay

Tim Lincecum

Daniel (The Sexy Lion) Bard

Joe Maddon (he manages 81+ games INSIDE!)

Jason Varitek (and Captain Hook - Dude is PALE)

Baby Dustin Pedroia

Edward Cullen

Me (I'm the one on the left)

The moral of the story is that there are plenty of us out there who are in need of some serious UV rays, and Torii Hunter is not one of them.


  1. The nicest player I've met, by far, and now my favorite. Kind of surprising since he's such a good player too, they're usually the biggest assholes.

  2. you should def stick to comedy posting I think there's a career there for you and your Roidsox (had to say it)...funny stuff

  3. Kainani: we're in a fight, because I'm so INSANELY jealous of your job.

    edwardnet71: Roidsox? That's rich coming from a MFY fan. In all seriousness, every team had a few (except the Rangers, who had about 24 out of 25).

  4. Hunter is a great guy; I almost wish he played for my team, if he could take a walk. He's like a poor man's Vlad Guerrero.