This picture (courtesy of espn.go.com) depicts David Ortiz congratulating Jason Bay on his 9th inning, 3 run blast, providing the winning margin for the Sox, who had been held scoreless until that point by Cleveland starter Cliff Lee. This is what I like to imagine them saying:
Ortiz: How come you can hit home runs and I can't?!
Bay: Shucks, Papi, you'll get one soon, I just know it.
Oritz: Oh, you got some Canadian voodoo that predicts home runs?
Bay: Errrr... something like that.
Ortiz: Sweet, dude. Oh, nice hit. *walks away*
Bay: *shakes head in disbelief; thanks god Papi didn't eat him*