Is it the team-leading 39 home runs he hit in 2009?
Is it the idiotic face he makes when he's hitting the ball?
I'm pretty sure it's the fact that he can look like this:
Dear god, why? Mark Teixeira just strikes me as an annoying human being. Would I like him if he played for the Red Sox? It's possible... But I don't pretend to be rational about these things. Mr. Leigh is officially #2 on the Most-Hated Yankees List (Contemporary Edition) - brownie points to those of you who can guess my #1.