- Ryan Dempster described Junichi Tazawa’s locker as “a warehouse to a Costco.”
- Clay Buchholz does NOT want to share an ice bath with Josh Beckett.
- Will Middlebrooks says Mike Napoli (sunbathing on the pitchers mound) spends the most time looking in the mirror.
- Jarrod Saltalamacchia says he kissed Skip Schumaker’s wife.
- Jake Peavy would sing “My Heart Will Go On” with Celine Dion at her concert
- Jonny Gomes really wants to take a cross country roadtrip with Peavy, and Peavy was like, “Aiight.”
- Peavy bought the Indian Chief statue from a cigar shop in San Francisco.
- Peavy has vowed that the entire team will take a cross country roadtrip on a duckboat if the Red Sox win the World Series, and the Indian Chief statue is going to drive, and they’ll stop in Vegas to see Celine Dion.
- David Ross has purchased “feminine products” for his wife, and found the experience embarrassing.
- Jonny Gomes on Mike Napoli’s celebration antics: “If you had that body, why would you wear a shirt?” Gomes suggested Napoli play all nine innings shirtless.
- Gomes offered Kevin Millar a job as his “man-nanny.”
- Millar then invited Gomes to a “sleepover” at his hotel.
- This team shares a beard brush.
