Ryan Dempster described Junichi Tazawa’s locker as “a warehouse to a Costco.”
Clay Buchholz does NOT want to share an ice bath with Josh Beckett.
Will Middlebrooks says Mike Napoli (sunbathing on the pitchers mound) spends the most time looking in the mirror.
Jarrod Saltalamacchia says he kissed Skip Schumaker’s wife.
Jake Peavy would sing “My Heart Will Go On” with Celine Dion at her concert
Jonny Gomes really wants to take a cross country roadtrip with Peavy, and Peavy was like, “Aiight.”
Peavy bought the Indian Chief statue from a cigar shop in San Francisco.
Peavy has vowed that the entire team will take a cross country roadtrip on a duckboat if the Red Sox win the World Series, and the Indian Chief statue is going to drive, and they’ll stop in Vegas to see Celine Dion.
David Ross has purchased “feminine products” for his wife, and found the experience embarrassing.
Jonny Gomes on Mike Napoli’s celebration antics: “If you had that body, why would you wear a shirt?” Gomes suggested Napoli play all nine innings shirtless.
Gomes offered Kevin Millar a job as his “man-nanny.”
Millar then invited Gomes to a “sleepover” at his hotel.