As you all know, Dustin Pedroia is my favorite baseball player. In fact, he's top ten favorite people, ever. Today just happens to be his twenty-eighth birthday, and so I thought, what better way to honor Pedey than by publishing a list of my favorite Pedroia-isms and videos [sorry the formatting is weird]:
"When you have a physique like this, when you're shredded and everything, something might happen."
“I’m probably a 3 looks wise, but my personality is a 12, so it takes me to about an 8.”
"To be able to say that i play for the Boston Red Sox is an honor in itself."
"I want to be here. I want to play for the Red Sox and I don't want to play for anybody else...We're going to have an opportunity to win every single year. The fans are the best, the city embraces their team. So why not? It fits."
"I always wanted to be a miniature badass."